Diccionario Spanish for Gringos

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Enseguido me vino a la cabeza la imágen (audio incluído) de un yanqui cuando intenta hablar en español sin conocimientos previos.

BOY AS N R = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner

N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair

BE A HOPE AND SON = viejo panzón = fat old man

WHO AND SEE TO SEEK AGO = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things

S TOY TREE STONE = estoy tristón = I’m kind a sad

LOST TRAP EAT TOSS = los trapitos = The little rags

DESK CAN SAW = descanso = (you) rest

AS SAY TOON AS = aceitunas = olives

THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOUGHT = deje de estar molestando = stopbugging me

SEE EYE = si hay = yes we have

T N S FREE O ? = tienes frío = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection

TELL O BOY AH IN CRUISE TAR = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you
FOR IF THE FLIES: Por si las moscas

YOU HAVE ME TIRED, YOU HAVE ME: Me tenes cansado, me tenes

THE FIFTH LINING OF THE BALLS: El quinto forro de las pelotas

GO TO KNOW: Anda a saber

CATCH YOURSELF CATHERINE: Agarrate Catalina

YOU ARE TICKET: Sos boleta

LITTLE FEMALE GAUCHOS PACKAGE: Paquete de criollitas

I MADE MYSELF THE RAT: Me hice la rata

THAT’S MY CHICKEN: Ese es mi pollo

THROW ME THE RUBBER: Tirame la goma

TO ANOTHER THING BUTTERFLY: A otra cosa mariposa

LIKE WHO DOESN’T WANT THE THING: Como quien no quiere la cosa

BETWEEN NO MORE AND DRINK A CHAIR: Entre nomas y tome asiento

I DON’T GIVE MORE: No doy mas

HE IS BIGGER BALLED THAN THE PIGEONS: Es mas boludo que las palomas

LITTLE POTATO FOR THE PARROT: Papita pa’l loro

NOT TO HUNT ONE: No cazar una

IT IMPORTS ME A HORN: Me importa un cuerno

WHAT THREW IT: Que lo tiro

IT’S TO THE ROCKET: Es al cuete

WHAT A HANDRAIL: Que baranda

TO SPEND A PERSON: Gastar a una persona

WE ARE ALL ALIVE: Somos todos vivos

TURKEY’S AGE: La edad del pavo

LET’S GO YET!: Vamos, todavia!

IT MATTERS ME A WHISTLE: Me importa un pito

I’M MADE BAG: Estoy hecho bolsa

SEND FRUIT: Mandar fruta

TO BE A DEAD LITTLE FLY: Ser un mosquita muerta

ARE YOU DRINKING MY HAIR?: Me estas tomando el pelo

IT WENT ME LIKE THE ASS: Me fue como el culo

DON’T FORGET HEADS: No se olviden de Cabezas

IT HAS MY BALLS FILLED: Me tiene las bolas llenas

DO YOU WANT MORE YELLOW: Quiere mas hielo?

YOUR SISTER IS AN IRON: Tu hermana es un fierro

THE SHELL OF YOUR SISTER: La concha de tu hermana

HE DOESN’T GIVE FOOT WITH BALL: No da pie con bola

SKULL DON’T SHOUT: Calavera no chilla

TO CRY TO THE CHURCH: A llorar a la iglesia

TO DO EGG: Hacer huevo

IT SUCKS ME ONE EGG: Me chupa un huevo

PUTTING WAS THE GOOSE: Poniendo estaba la gansa

IT’S NOT NESSARY: No es nesario

SUN OF A BEACH: Sol de una playa

AS BORING AS LICKING A NAIL: Aburrido como chupar un clavo

BLACK MOTHER FUCKER WAS FUCKED US ALL: Peirano.